*** If you are flat chested, this blog post really isn't for you...
Dear Victoria's Secret,
I have always been a valued and faithful customer, often times walking out of your stores having spent no less than $300 at a time. However, it is with deepest regret that I tell you I am discontinuing my shopping at your establishment at this time.
For years, whether a 34B or a 38D (yes, my twins fluxuate often!) I have found such delightful items in your hallowed halls. You can imagine my displeasure during my recent shopping trip for my trouseau when I found that you no longer carry pretties in my size.
I was disappointed to hear a sales girl say that a Small is a size 2, a Medium a 4 and a Large a 6! Since when is a size 6 Large?!?!?! It was also annoying when I asked and was told that the largest bra size for any sexy lingerie is a 36C. At 38D (by the way, your sizes are smaller than most brands/stores - in other places I go down sometimes to 34C!!!) I am hardly the biggest boobied gal out there! I also find it to be a form of descrimination that you make granny bras for my size, but not pretty frilly ones! Disgraceful!!!
Who do you think you are, deeming yourself the almight powerful one on your size 2 pedistal to go so far as determine for us that if we have bigger boobies, we're not allowed to be saucy! That is ridiculous and should be protected by the constitution! Not to offend any of my flat chested Cameron Diaz-like gal pals, but aren't bigger knockers the point of saucy lingerie?!?! You could save money on the padding if you simply made them for chicks like me with buxom bozzies!!! Let us remember that legend tells us the brazierre was invented for Roslyn Russell who had some seriously large ta-tas!!!
I will no longer call into your stores for my comfy cotton granny bras until this little mishap has been rectified.
Painfully No Longer Yours,
Pink Julep
PS - it will be your fault when my new hubs is disappointed that the teddy he liked in the catalogue is only available for skinny flat-chested gals.
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